I KNEW IT. Fergie has a penis.

I knew it.

I've suspected for some time that Fergie is not a woman. You know... A man? Penis? Hey brother? Homme? Hombre? Laki?

See this.

Close up?

That's not Fergie? Look again...

Yupp, it's her!

(pictures taken from The Superficial.)

Hehe. You decide...

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Do You Wash Behind Your Ears?

You know, I love reading crappy gossipy news that are of no use or useful knowledge to me. And I still waste my time reading them.

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(Picture from http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com)

EEEEWWWWWWWWWW... Yucks!

Can ya imagine? If David Beckham wanna make out with her? Ya know... sometimes, in a heat of passion, the partner licks the other's ear.... Aggghhhh! Imagine David Beckham licking that off her ear. Gross.

Do ya have a habit of cleaning your ears during your shower? I do. ('Cause in case one day some handsome dude decides to make out with me and lick my ears. LOL!)

Haha yeah right in my dreams. Real reason? 'Cause ears smell. Remember those younger times when your mum always nagged at ya to wash behind your ears? 'Cause they smell real bad. Haven't shower? Try rubbing your finger behind your ear and then smelling it. It won't be nice, trust me :)

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Remember earlier this month I blogged about the Queen of Pop? How horrible and scary Madonna looked?

Let me now present to ya the King of Pop:

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(Taken from http://www.dailymail.co.uk)

King of Pop. Michael Jackson. Greatest pop singer in his time. In pajamas pants that looked like the kind the Ah Pek down at your void deck wears.

Sigh. What is happening to all my favourite pop singers.

I really hope I won't look like that when I turn 50. Oh please oh please let me age gracefully. Ahhhhhh!

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On to much happier news... I updated my blogshop!

Unique tops and dresses with flower print designs... Check it out k?

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AGGHHHHHHH!!

Okay, I know I am damn boh liao (have nothing better to do). I am still up at 5am in the morning posting, and what you're gonna read in the following is gonna give ya a nasty shock, so prepare yourself :p

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I was randomly surfing when I came across this picture on thesuperficial.com:

WHOTHEHELLISTHIS--AGGHHHH!!

What happened to Madonna? She looked really awful and ill without makeup.. Her arms with those popping veins... If ya enlarge the pic further, her face appears really gaunt. I seriously think she is working herself too hard.

No offence to Madonna, I think she is one of the greatest pop icons in history, I love all her music videos... but this, this is truly shocking. :(

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