De-cluttering My Life

I officially live in a pigsty. My physical and emotional baggage is like... whoa! Overwhelming.

I seriously don't know how or where to start!

Months ago, I realised I am just shifting my junk from one place to another less conspicuous place. I can't bare to throw old stuff away for the fear that I might miss or need it one day. All those old clothes... "Oh, I'm gonna lose weight and fit in them again" thoughts... Gah! How do I even believe myself.

It's time I start de-cluttering. I'm a uber big procrastinator.. I'm talking big now, but gotta stop the ATNA. All Talk No Action.

Let's make a list:

♠ De-clutter my Laptop
My laptop is currently 85% full. I don't know what else I have in my lappy except for some TV shows, music, and pictures. I keep adding music and it's time I listen to some of the 238787 songs I've got in my lappy.

♠ De-clutter my Phone
Full of SMSes, random photos, call histories from last century, games not played... Phonelist with people I barely know... Sheesh.

♠ De-clutter my Bags
I have many bags. Each bag has its own clutter. Especially my work bag. Have ya seen the bag I bring to work? Zillions of colleagues have asked me what I always put in that bag and I will always reply with "Gold". Not funny anymore. I need to empty my big bag full of rubbish!

♠ De-clutter my Room
The biggest headache of all. I need to start selling alot of pre-loved clothes. They are all in paperbags on my shelves, I can't even see my shelf anymore. Magazines by my bedside, I don't even touch them. Notes on my table... scribbled with ideas that I never launched. Dressing table.. half used creams, expired makeup.. OMG!

♠ De-clutter my Wardrobe
Beside clothes, I have tons of other stuff in my wardrobe that I don't even know what it is. I know it's there, but I have no idea WHAT is there.

♠ De-clutter my Car
Yes, even my car has junk. Damn.

I started this list with only my room in mind, but looked what I thought up....

This is extremely depressing. Makes me feel like procrastinating more :(

I'm gonna start with something easy... to feel motivated..

Update later. I'm gonna start my decluttering my phone.

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Fucked Up

I just reached home from town and I have to get this out of my system.

Singapore roads are FUCKED UP.

And stupid birds with STUPID diarrhoea!

And stupid Sillyporeans.

And stupid Stompers.

asjkdhjsahdjsadhasdsdkfhdskjfsdfarghhhhhhh!

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Batman and Superman

I can't log in to my Singnet broadband gateway summary. Why like that? :(

The page doesn't even load. I want to add exceptions and the page can't even load. How? Any solutions anyone?

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Nothing interesting enough happened recently for me to blog about it here. Angry with someone from work due to his selfishness. Grrr. These days it's just work, home, work, home. Grrrr.

Anyone in a grumpy mood as well?

Hope this following joke helps!


Man: ” Hi sir, I would like to complain about one of your police officers, who have assaulted me at the cafe.”

Sergeant: ” Can I have your name please?”

Man: “Batman.”

Sergeant: “Batman?”

Man: “Yes, Batman.”

Sergeant: “You trying to be funny is it?”

Man: “No.”

Sergeant: “Then what is your father’s name?”

Man: “Suparman”

Sergeant: “Hey, you trying to be funny is it?”

Man: “No.”

Sergeant: “You are telling me that you are BATMAN, the son of SUPERMAN??"

Man: “Yes...”

Sergeant: “You really too much you know, I can charge you for this offence for lying about your name to a police officer. Show me your IC.”

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I don't know whether this IC is authentic, but I hoped it at least made ya smile! Enjoy your weekend!

P.S. Check out my blogshop! Sexy tops!

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KPE Opens Tomorrow

Another expressway for them to charge us with ERP with.

16 freakin ERP gantries along a 12km long expressway. WTF. On average, that's more than 1 ERP gantry for every 1km. This is to allow LTA to "to manage congestion expeditiously". What bull. That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

I hate this whole cashless society crap. SIXTEEN gantries. I know lah, KPE cost $1.7 billion to build. Must make back the money also no need to put 16 ERP gantries right?

Grrrr.

Just this morning I was "arrowed" by work to go to Jurong area for this trial test thing. We were basically free test subjects. No payment was given to us, not even refreshments... Moreover they made me repeat the tiring test twice. Idiots.

We were guinea pigs.

As my workplace is near to home, I do not encounter ERP every morning when I go to work. So while driving along PIE towards Jurong this morning, I totally forgot about the ERP along PIE. And that stupid thing deducted a bloody $1.50 from my cashcard. Thank goodness there was still enough credit left in my cashcard. Now my cashcard's left with a pathetic 34 cents. 4 cents! They actually charged the amount of time parked by cents when ya park your car at carparks with cashcard gantries. To think that they actually phase out 1 cent coins 'cause it was under utilised. But cashcards, well, they are cashless! Charge everyone 1 cent! Every little bit counts.

Even HDB carparks are fitted with cashcard gantries now. I believe that soon all coupon parkings will be replaced by cashcard parkings. Argh!

Sigh, kenna "arrowed" as guinea pigs for a tiring trial test + kenna ERP + petrol money + cashcard left with 34 cents = poor me. Haha. Poor as in no money. Poor also as in unfortunate :(

Apologies for the rants :( It's been a long day. On to happier things!

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Kinda enjoying my past few off days including today, spent my night yesterday watching a lot of Youtube while painting my toenails, haha. Brace yourself for my ugly toenails:

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No, I did not paint that heart. It's a sticker, lol.

Enjoy your weekend, everyone!

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45 Bucks Poorer

Had an eventful night. Just came back earlier in the morning from my night shift after changing my flat tyre to a second hand $45 tyre.

The hole is damn big lar. I forgot to take a picture, but I "borrowed" someone's picture of a flat tyre on Flickr to show where the hole is..


Why is the hole at the side???? I didn't strike or mount any kerbs I swear. Did somebody poke me?? Super sad the whole night while I was at work :( The hole is so big that when I placed my hand on the leak, the air coming out felt like a minature HAND DRYER. I'm not bluffing. Ya could even hear the sound going, "PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...." like a few metres away. I swear!

Gah! I drove super duper slowly to the nearest car workshop after my night shift this morning(nope I have no spare tyre, long story) and got scolded by the shop owner uncle before getting my tyre changed.

It went something like this:

ME : Uncle can repair not?

UNCLE : Whoa at the side ah! Cannot. Must change already. Cannot repair one. Confirm this one you knock one. (Upon hearing this I was abit irritated 'cause I swear I didn't strike any damn kerb. And I quite ego also haha.)

SKEPTICAL ME: I never knock lah uncle... Huh? Really? Cannot repair? How come cannot repair? I thought can repair :( (sad $$ fly away)

ANGRY UNCLE : Whether you knock one that's not the point isn't it? (Grrr then don't say I knock one lah) Tell you cannot means cannot lah! Still ask me why for what? Tell you cannot already. You people nowadays, no respect for old people like me. I work 40 years in this job, then young people like you come into my shop and start questioning me.

He went on to nag me loudly non-stop for like 5 mins. Too bad I had a flat tyre, if not I would have drove off hahaha. Getting nagged by a middle-aged man after a long night shift on top of worrying for my car is really quite intolerable. Lol.

After sweet talking to him he somewhat calmed down. Sold me a second hand Maxxis MA-T1 tyre. Made in Taiwan. Well will do for now. I had no other choice :/ Uncle also went on to tell me later(when he was in a calmer mood) why he can't fix the leak at the side. The tyre will spilt at the area of the tear. Ohhhhh. Now I know.

45 bucks poorer. How to save for Hong Kong trip with incidents like this? Haha. I know what you must be thinking, wah lao, can drive car no money buy new tyre, sure or not?

I always think that car drivers are the poorest people around. Don't talk about Ferrari car owners or racecar owners who live in 3 storey bungalows. I'm talking about commonfolk car owners in general, like me. Haha.

My colleagues always go, "Wah, Ying so rich lor, can drive car." I am poor lor. Road tax, ERP, season parking, petrol, servicing, car accessories, flat tyres now... How the hell can I be rich after emptying my pockets for all that??

You know who I think are the richest people? SINGLE guys who:

1) Don't drink;
2) Don't smoke;
3) Don't gamble;
4) Don't really go out much;
5) Don't club;
6) Don't own a car
7) Don't travel overseas much...

THOSE are the rich guys.

They keep their pool of money til one day they meet someone they like and then marry and then bam! There goes the money, lol. Marriage, car, house, children.. Think about it. No girlfriends to suck their money. Yes, ladies. Those decent bachelors are RICH. Marry them! They spend their hard earned money on nothing much, maybe a few decent hobbies or harmless Toto or 4D gambling.

Me? I'm just a poor little girl who is in love with her car and am too spoilt now to take public transport. And I hate cabbies.

Okay after a long boring rant I shall aruptly end this post with a video. Heh.

Steelheart - She's Gone

I know, nice hair right. My colleague transferred this song via Bluetooth to my phone last night. I love this song. I love love love that the vocalist can hit all those high impossible notes.

Reminded me of those times I caught this Filipino band playing in this pub in town. Every single time they play they will do a cover of this song and the vocalist sounded EXACTLY the same as Michael Matijevic in Steelheart. Sigh. This is what I call a good live band. Really miss listening to them! It's just too bad they don't play there anymore :(

Well, have a good weekend!

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